so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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