Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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