the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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