i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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