butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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