Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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