i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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