I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My vagina is very pro this idea
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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