Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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