I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
tell me about the fingering
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