she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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