I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
send nudes
from the living room?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
