That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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