I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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