Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
