Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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