Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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