chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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