quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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