Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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