it was like his penis was on wheels.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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