is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Too much gin, very little bucket
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Shitshow foam night was such a success
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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