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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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