What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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