Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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