Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently you make a good broom.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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