It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize