Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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