so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize