We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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