God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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