in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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