I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We had sex on a dog bed..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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