She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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