So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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