Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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