Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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