i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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