You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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