She's JV to your varsity
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
