He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she peed on how many people?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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