Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He passed out mid-signature
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
