Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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