I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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