I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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