i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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