i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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