How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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