So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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