hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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