i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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