Non-Jews are for practice
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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