the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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